BARISTA

wht do u do at BARISTA??? Wht a lame ques..right???? Ofcourse, hv a coffee!!!!!! Well.ders a lot more u cn do at BARISTA. If ur wd ur frends..u cn play TRUTH N DARE n hv some FUN…wd d same intention,m,deepti n purvi started playin it..oh no,dint play it,just gave purvi a dare..

Well,a truth highly acknowledged – purvi gets attracted to opposite sex in a sec..( n if d guy is a bit cute dn d time consumed is in microsec.) I sometimes wonder,hw cn someone sit alone in barista n gulp coffee…2day I knw d ans,so dat pranksters like us,cn hv some helluva time!!!! So, dere he ws...he??? d guy v targeted(nt coz he ws damn sexy or cute,bt der ws no one sittin alone bt him). So,der ws D DARE..purvi hd to go to him n get his name n no.written on d tissue paper ( provided free ). Wd all preparations( yeah,u need preparation fr it,dnt wanna look a fool ) n much ponderin..purvi headed fr her mission..

With al confidence,she approached him n said some blah blah..( dint tl us wht al she talked ) bt I wonder wht al she talked, given it took her 7-8 mins…I thought she’l definitely get d no.( she has a phd in it )..she came bck to d table v wer sittin only to surprise us..d guy dint giv his no.( a shock fr al of us.more dn shock,an insult..humiliation..hw dare he??)..only his name,which by d way purvi cudnt recollect ( she hd all her focuss on his no.). I ws like-wht???. Sud hv seen d look on deepti’s n purvi’s face. Bt never mind..lets do something else ws m response..( cudnt let him go just like dat ).

Nxt thought- wht to do nw?? watching FRIENDS,fr hrs finally paid..remembered a scene whr two guys send RACHEL n PHOEBE some drinks only to end up hvin conversation wd dem n finally managing to get RACHEL’S no. cn try it here..( forgot its INDIA by d way ). Next – go to d counter n ask d manager dere to send a MUFFIN ( pretty cheap..n cnt spend more dn dat on a guy,who refused his no.) to dat guy sittin alone wd white t-shirt..d manager gives a sheepish look( might hv encountered something like dis fr d first time)..changes it to a smile ( manager sud hv been d target ). Confirms d guy wd us n goes to deliver d muffin. Nw,hw do v look at him,he s nt visible..lots of ppl blockin d view..turn by turn get up n take a look…n dn a sudden rush of adrenaline in d body..waitin fr d guy’s reaction..cud feel d anxiety..

5 mins,10 mins.15 mins, Whts happenin..is he nuts..hsnt he evr talked to girls??? Is he gay??? Three of us getting wild..thought he too wud send us something to drink..or atleast a muffin..ders he comes..again d same adrenalin rush..goes to d counter..orders something..ofcourse ‘hamare liye hi kia hoga’..nice guy..sporty kinda..( later realized,used wrong adjectives fr him) so,lets sit fr somemore time,paise wasool kar ke jaenge…stil waitin..n dn d delivery guy gets confused bout a drink..who ordered it?? N fr whom..yeah.its fr us( instant reaction by al three of us ). Wht do u do wn its nt ur day?? D GUY ordered it fr himself..kya???? bt hw,y..nt possible…something definitely wrong 2day…so much frustration in three of us..cnt take it anymore..lets go bash him..dn thought,he nvr asked fr d muffin..so cnt go n humiliate him..bt v too cnt leave barista like dis..raat ko neeind nhi aaege..or frends ko kya bolenge - v let d guy go just like day…so took a tissue paper( again..yeah )..wrote -
THOUGHT OF HVIN SOME FUN,BT U SPOILT IT,ANYWAYS BYE( WROTE IN A BIGGER FONT SIZE,hope he got d sarcastic tone )

Dnt knw,if it actually bothered him..bt satiated our already hurt ego..

Really thought of hvin some fun,thought he wud reply bck,wil hv a conversation by exchanging tissues,bt he dint realize..may be its his first time..might hv got bhav fr d first time frm a girl..whtevr,spoilt our mood..left barista cursin him n his drink..who drinks a yellow coloured,shit lookin drink by d way???
ANY GUESSES???