Surprise - II

After we visited our college,we were on our way( specifically harsha ) to surprise ( yeah d same word!!!) Kapil n Anil .Meren had some church function,where, she wanted all of us to come. It was supposed to be at CP. But harsha had some other plan ( thank god,she had one,wasnt that interested in d function ). Both of us stayed back n I told kapil there was a change in d plan( initially, he was coming to attend d function). I asked him to come n meet m at CCD,B- BLOCK.( made some story to convince him). In d mean while, m, n harsha had a chat ( both of us are just addicted to talking or a better word...GOSSIPING, will have a whole new post on this..).

Sometimes, you just wish you were GOD. That day it was raining like hell,there was no possibility that Kapil or Anil would make it. And it was then Harsha started bombarding m.
Harsha – y is it raining so badly 2day.??? Whats wrong??? Aaj hi hona tha.
M – its ok yar,ab u knw weather.( actually dint know what else to say,she was all furious.)
Harsha- I came with so many plans,nothing seems to work,shouldn’t have come in the first place. Try Anil again.

I called up anil ( he was in gurgaon for his coaching)

M – kaha hai??kab tak aaega???( plz say you are coming,she will kill m otherwise.)
Anil- paagal hai kya,itni barish ho rhe hai.wont be possible.
I wish I could tell him;harsha is here.( bt dn SURPRISE ka kya hota!!!!!!)

M – harsha,he wont be able to come yar.( thank god, she dint react violently)
Harsha- ok.what about kapil???
M – just calling him up.
M – hey,where d hell are you??? Weren’t you suppose to be here by now???
Kapil – I just left. This place is a mess( he was living in munirka then..worst drainage system in Delhi). You should be here to see what iam getting out of.
M – ok ok.just try n make it fast. I am alone here,meren left for her church.
Kapil – ya,don’t worry,I’l be there in an hour or so. Just pray I get an auto.

In CCD-
Harsha – how have you been???( by then she had cooled down)
M – m??? not that good yar. Bas emotionally n mentally a bit disturbed.
Harsha- yeah, I know. But y din’t you call m when I needed to talk to a friend,to someone I can share. That time I expected your call. It really hurt m .
M( was speechless for a moment ) – iam so so sorry.din’t realize it was that serious n big. Shit,iam so bad.really harsha,iam sorry. I think got involved so much in myself. Nothing was working right. Ab you toh know everything yar. Just have been in a kind of mess.
Harsha – its ok. Its just, have so much to talk n share. Had to tell you reasons for doing it.
Both of us poured our hearts out. It felt so good after talking to her,knowing her state of mind,told her about m life,all that happened. It was such a big relief. ( initially, was cursing her for coming so early in the morning n then was just thanking her ).

N then get a call from kapil.
Kapil- which CCD are you in???
M – B-Block yar.
Kapil – ya,but which one??
M( how many CCDs are in b- block ) – where are you??i”l just come out. Yeah, I see you.
Kapil – y this sudden change in the plan???
M – have to make you meet one of m frend.
Kapil – oh ya???who??

Both of us enter CCD.
Both of us sit.
Both of us talk.

N there’s m FRIEND –
Kapil ( shouts no screams no screeches…basically all in one, he even scared few foreigners sitting there) – you,you,you, harsha..what you doing here( he gets all dramatic but then thats kapil,so expected.)
Harsha – hahaha..heheheh…hoooohooo…( at last she laughed ).

Three of us then talked everything possible on this earth. Met each other after such a long time. Roamed around in CP,had ice-cream,went to KFC.
Have to thank you harsha for coming,it just rejuvenated all of us.

FOR, REST OF EAGER PEOPLE, OUT THERE-
Harsha stayed one night at m hostel,another at meren,s,third one at sonali’s n fourth night v all wer 2ghter at kapil’s place. Next morning, we all went to drop her at railway station.

jazbaat ke sau rang hain.....

How do you feel,when you are in love with your best frend n he tells you ways to move on.

How do you feel, when d person you trusted d most leaves you heart broken.

How do you feel, when one day you knw one of your friend dint value your friendship as you did.

How do you feel, when you have to hide your care n love for someone.

How do you feel, when you avoid conversation with someone for not getting hurt again.

How do you feel, when you wanna scream out loud but you are all choked up inside.

How do you feel, when you wanna run as hard as possible but are not able to even lift your feet.

How do you feel when you don’t wanna feel anything( you have become sick of feeling ).

How do you feel when you need someone but you are all alone.

I guess you feel as I do sometimes.

( YOU GUYS THOUGHT I AM JUST FUNNY???)

niche...

Things I cnt live wdout –

1. Books – gimme any book(sense,nonsense,stupid,irritatin,thick,thin) I’l b up fr it.

2. Magazines( mainly fr high quality pics,dey amaze m) –science ,business,travel, fashion.

3. Newspaper – only The Hindu( m day or afternoon most of d times doesn’t start wdout goin through d newspaper ).

4. Tea – hv to hv tea in d evening,around 5 – 5:30. Usually avoid makin plans at dis time.

5. Net connection – evn one day wd no net kills m deep inside,roam around m hostel in frustration.

6.Barista – only cappuccino ( wdout cream ) to drink n chicken tikka sandwich to eat.

7.Day dreaming – just love d fact,dat I cn sit at one place n dream bout places I want to be,things I wanna do,ppl I wanna meet,bout m life,love,just love m imagination. Cn daydream at any place,any time,while reading,studying,b4 sleepin,while eatin,in middle of a conversation wd someone,walkin,travellin,in short evr damn second of m life.

8.Night – really thank god fr makin night ( priyamwada,by god I mean some power,so dnt go into shock ),m mother kept an apt name fr m. I am a hardcore “nishachar’.( she knew dat so she named m so or since I ws named so I turned in to one????).

9.Dictionary – see an unfamiliar word,immediately,at once,need a dictionary.

10.Levis – no other brand wn it comes to jeans.

11.Potato chips – only n only lays( blue one ),sud get a momento frm Pepsico Inc. fr marketing it free of cost.

12.M very own Philosophies – cn philosophise on anything dat makes sense or d other way round.

13.Laziness – Queen of it.

& d next OSCAR goes to....

Never thought wud hv to crib bout assignments in the college,thinking dey wer part of just school curriculum and never in m wildest dream ohh no,nt dreams bt nightmares,it occurred to m dat teachers wud make such a big deal out of it. Bt teachers cudnt be blamed fr dis wn dere wer students who wud toil extra hard,more dn evn in examz, to make deir assignment look like a science journal wd all sorts of diagrams,information,fancy pens ( all colors dat u cn imagine ),leavin ppl like m in amusement,bewilderment n at times annoyed. I wud think “do dey evn hv a life apart assingnments,lab work”,’y do dey behave like school kids”,” frm whr do dey get time”.( ohh m time???dat wud pass in eatin out almost evry single day,watchin movies n just sittin n chattin wd room mates,day dreamin..etc,etc). Dese students wer teachers favs,deir names wud be mentioned evrytime to humiliate you,make u feel u r d most useless creature on dis earth.

Bt den dere wer students like m,who wud submit deir assignment on d last day,last period n give such wonderful reasons fr doin it. M case is a bit different here. I tricked one teacher n one of m frend.

Dis happened somewhere in oct/nov 2007. v wer given some stupid assignment on Entomology( subject I hate d most) by DR.KAWATRA in aug i guess n d last date of submittin it ws end of sept, b4 d college( dept) trip to Dalhousie ( which by d way I dint go,annoyin al m frends n getting al deir anger ). Lazy as iam,I kept it postponing,thinking deres still a life-time to do it. As it turned out,dint submit it b4 trip. D reason bein – since iam nt goin fr d trip,I’l sit down n make d assignment n sneak it inside DR.KAWATRA’S drawer( its nevr locked ). Bt!!!!!!!!dat nvr happened…slept all dat time,finished JNU’s project work,again watched thousands of movies.

Everybody ws bck frm trip wd al d fun stories dey hd to tell m..n I hd only one thought- ASSIGNMENT. Later, I got to knw still some students hvnt submitted d assignment. Dre ws a sigh of relief..GOSH!!!!!,no need to worry,wil submit it wd dem( told m mind)..bt again nthin cn change m..dint do it. Had a plan though( m mind works super fast in makin stories,excuses,I think hv lots of neurons conditioned fr dem ). D plan ws – I”l blame Dr.Kawatra fr misplacing m assignment n dn ask him to give m some more time so dat I cn remake D LOST ASSIGNMENT. I told everyone I hd submitted d assignment so dat wn I cry fr m lost assignment,everyone wud believe m( sonali asked m specifically bout d assignment n I told her wd al conviction dat I hv submitted it ).

D day came wn DR.Kawatra ws distributin d assignments bck to us wd no.of marks each one hs secured. Evrone got d it bck except m( ofcourse dat had to happen). It ws m turn to act nw ( thinking of takin it professionally if I dnt end up big in corporate world,considerin hw well I acted ).

After he hd distributed all d assignments,I got up frm m seat n said – SIR,I dint get m assignment ( soundin sad )
Dr.Kawatra – oh ya???whts ur name??
I told him m name n he searched d left ovr assignments ( some students wer on leave dat day ).
Its nt here,come to m desk aftr class,it wud be dere.

I told sonali - hw cn he misplace m assignment,soundin like iam gonna die any minute. Poor her, she ws all sympathetic towards m( thinking mushkil se toh assignment dete hai,ab woh bhi gum gaya).
( thought of telling her d truth bt it ws getting al funny n dint want to spoil d fun ).
Next both of us( sonali n m ) went to his desk in staff room just after d class. He searched his desk,his drawers,almirah n wht nt. He evn searched othr class’s assignments n sonali ws helping him in d search,tryin too hard to find it( n DERE I ws standin nxt to both of dem,nt evn touchin his table, all relaxed,seein m sophistry turned into action..only I knew hw I ws controlling m laughter ).
He searched evry inch of d staff room,bt couldn’t find it( kept makin remarks,telling us it never happens). Durin his search he evn asked m if I hd submitted it. I told him,yes sir,very much so..( told him d exact date n time of submission,evn givin details bout d folder n d kind of paper I hd written m assignment on)
I thought since he s nt gonna find it,so he”l ask m to remake it.

After some 15 mins of his search he finally said- cnt find it here, dnt knw whr it hs been misplaced??( I ws like- dnt worry sir,it happens). I ws bout to say – I’l make it again sir.

Bt wht happened next ws incredible, he said – it isn’t here, bt dnt worry( haha..y wud i??) I”L GIV U MARKS.

HOLY CHRIST..WHT..U”L WHT?? BT HW?? Hd m mouth wide open…u’l giv m marks fr an assignment dat ws nt just nvr submitted bt nvr made,u’l mark m fr something dat ws just a thought. I ws on cloud 9,cudnt hv asked fr more.

All I wanted ws some extra time to make d assignment, bt wht I got ws more dn deserved bt dn who cares..m intentions wer good, bt m actin ws SUPERB( wht say sonali)

NB - I LATER TOLD AL M FRENDS BOUT DIS ENDEAVOUR N EVRYBODY WS LIKE YEAH,U CN DO IT.

FR U SONALI- SORRY YAR.
FR DR.KAWATRA- TRICKED U SIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!